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Devoción

Delicious coffee and baked goods

Praise · 3×
  • the coffee and croissants were worth the waitJulisa Caraballo, 5
  • one of the best mochas I've had in a long time — perfectly balanced, rich, and smoothDebisree Ray, 5

Rude or dismissive staff

Complaint · 2×
  • staff almost throwing the receipt at meSuha Kim, 2
  • the staff didn't greet us with a smile or even a simple "welcome."Ruslan K., 2

Overcrowded space

Complaint · 2×
  • the place was absolutely buzzingDebisree Ray, 5
  • the café was packedSuha Kim, 2

Lively, modern atmosphere

Praise · 2×
  • the vibe inside was lively, modern, and funDebisree Ray, 5

Variety Coffee Roasters

Inconsistent coffee quality

Complaint · 2×
  • Either their coffee beans are way too sour, or they simply don't clean their espresso machines often enoughBarbara J, 1
  • Coffee is ok. Definitely don't feel it's anything specialSophia Solivio, 3

Inattentive or unfriendly staff toward non-regulars

Complaint · 2×
  • Staff mostly talking amongst themselves and seem to be less focused on the artistrySophia Solivio, 3
  • the woman who served me was incredibly unfriendlyBarbara J, 1

Warm, welcoming experience for regulars

Praise · 2×
  • they remember your usual, always with a smile and zero attitudevaleri bolkvadze, 5
  • staff is so friendly and conversational, whether you are a regular or just stopping by onceAva Gebel, 5

Congested mornings

Complaint · 1×
  • Afternoons are better than mornings because it's less congestedSophia Solivio, 3

Partners Coffee

Crowded; hard to find a seat

Complaint · 2×
  • it can get crowded and hard to find a seat at timesValencia Lin, 5
  • Atmosphere little crowded but i don't blame people for wanting to be hereMicki Pellerano, 5

Standout food selection

Praise · 2×
  • The vegan peanut butter cookie here is secretly one of the best cookies in Williamsburg by farMicki Pellerano, 5
  • tasty breakfast optionsValencia Lin, 5

Solid specialty coffee and pour-overs

Praise · 2×
  • The coffee is spectacularsan - runstodo, 5
  • it was really tasty. They always have something good goingGreg Haerling, 5

Inconsistent espresso quality

Complaint · 1×
  • one of the most disgusting espressos I've ever had in my life hereAndres Rodriguez, 2

No vegan food options

Complaint · 1×
  • No vegan options to eatsan - runstodo, 5